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WARNING TO ALL INVOLVED: THIS $31 MILLION BRIEF IS JUST THE BEGINNING

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DCFS workers, supervisors, lawyers - if you messed with my family, my brief mentions you. Stay tuned for depositions #JusticeIsComing.                                                                                                                          

DCFS Investigation: Because Your House was Messy

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DCFS Investigation: Because Your House was Messy Here's a sneak peek: Scene 1: DCFS Worker arrives at your door DCFS Worker: "Ma'am, we've had reports of... dramatic pause... dirty laundry." You: "Guilty as charged. Want to see my sink full of dishes too?" Scene 2: Inside your house DCFS Worker: "Oh no, toys on the floor! The children must be neglected!" You: "Or they just played with them 5 minutes ago..."

WHERE IS MY MEATZA?! And Other First World Problem

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Hey friends, Confession time: I’ve gotten hangry over some pretty ridiculous things. Like… Waiting 20 minutes for Domino’s Meatza (this actually happened yesterday!) Running out of coffee creamer Slow WiFi buffering my favorite TV show And don’t even get me started on traffic lights! But yesterday’s Domino’s debacle took the hangry cake: I ordered Meatza and wings, waited patiently (okay, not patiently) for 30 minutes, and tweeted my distress to the universe… Then I did the unthinkable – I GOT IN MY CAR AND DROVE THERE TO DEMAND MY FOOD What about you – what ridiculous things make YOU hangry?! COMMENT BELOW! attachment_id=1004879495091100&message_id=mid.%24cAGS8NeRJXV2chuFmRmWVZvt3CtZC&thread_id=28401237566186387

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